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Meeticus, god of meetings; purveyor of unnecessary paperwork, unrealistic timelines, and sensless jargon.

Meeticus delegates responsibility to everyone but himself, and often will succeed in his projects in spite of his complete lack of knowledge or skill.

Where Zues has the thunderbolt as his godly power, Meeticus wields the power of the Blamestorm—a whirling dervish of chaos that deflects any fault for a failed project away from Meeticus himself or any of his choosen followers.

Symbols include: old overhead slide projectors, floating tablet computers (always with out of date software and filled with lists) and the original Black Berry.

Followers of Meeticus pray to him in a barley discernable stream of jargon.

His avatars on earth include certain project leads and many company presidents.